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007th: What to do with Ronald Koeman?
by Ed Bottomley

“We Dutchmen are pigheaded. Even when we’re on the other side of the world, we’re always telling people how to do things. In that respect we’re an unpleasant nation.” –…read more…

The Charge of the Sh*te Brigade
by Ed Bottomley

Everton 0-3 Tottenham… Quarter-hearted, half witted, and totally depressing… …And it could have been so much more, we were genuinely lucky not to be on the receiving end of a…read more…

Can Oumar Niasse Prove His Doubters Wrong at Everton?
by Ed Bottomley

Oumar Niasse failed to secure a deadline day move away from Goodison Park and Everton manager Ronald Koeman has suggested that the Senegalese striker could return to the first-team fold…read more…

Deadline Day Disaster
by Ed Bottomley

It’s not just Wayne Rooney looking back on last night with beer flecked embarrassment. All Evertonians are hungover today, collectively asking what the F**K happened. A night of bad decisions…read more…

Musings on the Summer Transfer Window: Confirmed “IN” Players
by Kevin Palmer

  Rooney (foreground) and Klaasen (background) were just two of many signings for the Toffees so far this summer. Jordan Pickford: The first big signing of the summer for the…read more…

Sigurdsson Could Be Driving Force For Everton Charge
by Ed Bottomley

Everton completed a club-record deal to sign Gylfi Sigurdsson from Swansea City in an attempt to bridge the goal difference lost by Romelu Lukaku’s departure. The Belgian scored 25 goals…read more…

An Open Letter to Ronald Koeman: Sign Another Striker!
by Ed Bottomley

It doesn’t take a genius to realise that Everton need to sign another striker before the end of the summer transfer window. Wayne Rooney’s return to Goodison Park was emotional…read more…

Europa Recap: The Game That Ruined My Spell- Check and Infected My Laptop
by Kevin Palmer

First of all, I want to thank Ed for the opportunity to let me indulge some thoughts on the great Everton Football Club, he is a true gentleman for opening…read more…

A New Challenge?
by Ed Bottomley

Koeman was quite forthcoming about Ross in today’s presser: “Barkley will leave 100%” “I found out at the end of the season that he wanted a new challenge, I need…read more…

Bringing Rooney Up From The Basement
by Ed Bottomley

Yesterday I brought Wayne Rooney up from the basement. Dusty programmes, a signed photo, newspaper cuttings and a massive obnoxious poster. “WAYNE ROONEY… IS ROONALDO,” screamed the poster. They had…read more…

Soft Barxit
by Ed Bottomley

“It began for Ross Barkley on the Mystery, the playing fields near his home in Wavertree where he was spotted aged eight.” This is the opening sentence of Andy Hunter’s…read more…

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Desert Island Kicks

You’re stranded on a desert island, what footballing memories would you take with you?

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Goodison Raw

Focus on the facts not the rhetoric

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