The rumour timelords at the Daily Mirror reckon that we’re after Swindon’s 17-year-old left back Ben Tozer. Despite the fact that he has only played five minutes of football, caretaker manager Dave Byrne reckons that: “Ben showed he is as good if not better than what Everton already have,” which seems a tad harsh on Nuno Valente and Leighton Baines. The Daily Mail, however, reckon that Moyes is interested in Wolves’ freakishly tall goalkeeper Wayne Hennessey – who measures a whopping 6ft 7in. Even if you ignore the facts that the young lad would set us back £4m, and we are very happy with Tim Howard this rumour still...
In an interesting variation on “You only sing when you’re winning,” it seems that the Blue Union only marches when we’re losing. Earlier today...
