We already know that Superman wears Tim Cahill pajamas and that God wears a “PIENAAR IS GREAT” t-shirt – but our afroed genius Marouane Fellaini may well be wearing an “I TOLD YOU SO!” t-shirt under his Everton kit. He was omnipresent today, tendril legs getting hold of the ball countless times, and he oh so nearly scored against Citeh’s only decent player – Shay Given. Fellaini’s pirouette around the ever-annoying Bellamy was a sight to behold. He told us all he was a defensive midfielder, and he has been outrageously good recently. We love you Marouane!

