David Moyes

There are people who inhabit an earth which is flat and where extra-terrestrials recovered from a crashed flying saucer at Roswell, New Mexico in 1947 are held captive to this day. These are probably the same people who believe that rag trade billionaire Philip Green controls, like some sort of puppeteer godfather, everything that goes on at Everton. There are others, let’s call them conspiracy theorists, who think that Bill Kenwright is involved in some sort of sophisticated long-term asset stripping operation and is quietly salting away millions, which could be spent on new players. These members of Goodison’s very own Tea-Party haven’t forced Kenwright to show his birth...

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