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GOODISON RAW: We suspect Jelavic more rapier than cudgel

February 2, 2012
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GOODISON RAW: We suspect Jelavic more rapier than cudgel

Nikica Jelavic and Steven Pienaar are players with something to prove. For the Croatian the Premier League represents the chance to show he can score goals at the highest level. Thirty goals in forty-five Scottish Premier League games represents an excellent return, however, as everyone knows – old firm games aside – the standard is lower, the game north of the border less demanding. That said David Moyes has history; he specializes in picking players from the lower leagues, players who are scouted and flagged-up by lots of clubs as having potential, but time and again it has been Moyes who has had the judgement to step up to...

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Danijel Pranjic close to joining us yesterday but Bayern blocked the move…

February 1, 2012
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Denis, Darron & David answer the doubters

February 1, 2012
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Denis, Darron & David answer the doubters

EVERTON 1 (Gibson 59) – MANCHESTER CITY 0 Suddenly and quite unexpectedly Everton have found their mojo. It arrived yesterday along with a pile of late Christmas presents which included the signing of a promising centre-forward from Glasgow Rangers and the return of a prodigal son from exile at White Hart Lane. Something had been missing this season. From the very first game back in August, a dispiriting, lacklustre 1-0 defeat to QPR at Goodison, the tempo had been dull, the football lacking in passion and fight. The spark which fanned the rejuvenation was probably struck last Friday evening when Everton defeated Fulham 2-1 in the FA Cup and a hard-working unknown...

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Donovan puts Everton in the hat

January 28, 2012
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Donovan puts Everton in the hat

EVERTON 2 (Stracqualursi 27, Fellaini 73) – FULHAM 1 (Murphy 14, pen)   Everton came from behind to keep their interest in the FA Cup alive thanks to headed goals from Denis Stracqualursi and Marouane Fellaini, both created by the exquisite feet of Landon Donovan. The Fox Soccer channel transmitted this game live across the United States billed as Donovan vs Dempsey, a title reminiscent of a heavyweight showdown from Madison Square Garden. It turned out to be a one-sided bout with Donovan the clear winner after he delivered two knockout punches. On twenty-seven minutes he cut inside and sent over an accurate  left-footed cross which Stracqualursi superbly glanced out...

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Last chance saloon for Saha

January 27, 2012
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Last chance saloon for Saha

It’s a tough life being the owner of a Premier League club, so spare a thought for Mohamed Al Fayed on today his seventy-ninth birthday. His club is categorized as ‘small’, it is frequently used by “buggers” like Mark Hughes as a stepping-stone to supposedly bigger and better things, he has the oligarch funded Chelsea next door and his historic stadium is bounded by the River Thames on one side and highly desirable, expensive housing, much of it owned by bonused-up City workers who wish nothing more than for Craven Cottage to just go away. He has fed the club with enough funding to keep it  mid-table and then,...

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Failure To Launch: Diniyar Bilyaletdinov and his Russian Roulette foot

January 23, 2012
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Bily has a Russian Roulette foot. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. BANG! Yesterday word spread that Diniyar Bilyaletdinov was leaving Everton and heading back to mother Russia; Spartak Moscow had apparently agreed a fee though to be around £5m. If Moyes can get his hands on that money to strengthen, we could be in for a busy January. As soon as the news broke, most Evertonians split into one of three groups. First were the rheumy eyed romantics, their lips quivering at the thought of nice boy Bily playing for another team. Then there were those who thought that Moyes had wasted Bily’s talent by playing him out of position...

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Piers Morgan: Not Football’s Antichrist

January 22, 2012
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Piers Morgan: Not Football’s Antichrist

Yesterday Piers Morgan appeared on Fox as part of the studio panel talking about the Arsenal – Man Utd game, this was the first time a Premier League match had appeared live on Fox. Despite moaning to the contrary, Piers Morgan is not the worst pundit to ever talk about the beautiful game on this side of the Atlantic, not by a long stretch. I’ve lived in the US for seven years now and I have seen football broadcasting progress forward rapidly but also regress shockingly on Fox’s subscripion football channel. I’ve heard our ‘keeper called Nigel “Marteeen”. I’ve heard their midfielder called Steven “Gerrard” with a hard G....

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Catatonic Everton escape with draw.

January 21, 2012
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Everton 1-1 Blackburn Rovers Everton started this game poorly. Blackburn looked assured, imaginative, and driven. It came as a surprise then that it was the home side that opened the scoring on 26 minutes. Marouane Fellaini’s close range header was palmed away by Paul Robisnosn straight back to the Belgian who somehow scrambled it to Cahill with a combination of midriff and hand and the Australian scored from close range with ease. You’d think scoring would raise morale and tempo, but instead it sent us into a catatonic state. Everton then proceeded to look this gift horse in the mouth for the rest of the game, inviting pressure until...

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My Love Affair With The Slide Tackle

January 19, 2012
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My football skills have always been of the lowbrow variety. I eschew skill and control for pace and – my ultimate get out of jail free card – the slide tackle. This weekend, blessed with a new pair of football boots, I skipped over to my favourite football pasture and proceeded to horrify all my friends. My tackling, once something that could get me out of scrapes, now appalled everyone. Every time I slid in, I got the ball. Occasionally I took the man too, but when I  went in – two-footed or not – the howls were deafening. This just made me want to slide in more, as...

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Goodison Raw: The elephant in the room

January 17, 2012
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Goodison Raw: The elephant in the room

In the absence of a takeover by an Indian industrialist, baseball-franchise-owning American or a Gulf state, or indeed investment of any kind, Everton better get used to being self-sufficient. In crude terms this means selling in order to buy. Being less emotional, more ruthless, about off-loading players who have been loyal, but are past their peak. Being cold, calculating and business like. The possibility of selling Tim Cahill for a rumoured £3.5m to QPR was met, in some quarters, by howls of anguish.  However much we admire the man these are just the sort of tough decisions which have to be addressed; Cahill is 32 years old and cost...

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