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Category Archive: Past Seasons

Everton 2-0 Fiorenina: Light the blue touch-paper; we are going to the stars!
by Ed Bottomley

TOFFEES 2 – LA VIOLA 0 [aet] Aggregate score 2-2 Tie decided on penalties: Everton 2 – Fiorentina 4 Sport has been defined as “a pleasant pastime; amusement; diversion” and…read more…

Everton put to the sword by Junior Gunners
by Ed Bottomley

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? I was left contemplating that after a nasty 1-4 home…read more…

Manchester United 2-1 Everton – Why I forgive Steven Pienaar
by Ed Bottomley

So a game which looked to be going totally according to plan, bellyflopped at the last minute when Steven Pienaar inexplicably felled Ryan Giggs with mere minutes remaining. Ronaldo despatched…read more…

Everton’s Tim Cahill Returns To Give Chelsea EXACTLY What They Deserve.
by Ed Bottomley

Mystical types call it the Saturn Return – and most football fans will call it utter tripe. It takes Saturn about 29 years to complete one full orbit of the…read more…

Chelsea 1-1 Everton — Toffees Snatch A Draw Against Chelsea Thanks To Cahill.
by Ed Bottomley

Chelsea 1-1 Everton – Acrobatic ‘Roo saves Everton! Everton approached this game having recorded victories in each of their last five calendar entries. With Arteta out injured, Moyes moved Phil…read more…

Everton 3-1 Birmingham – Keep On Scoring Yakubu You Idiot Savant!
by Ed Bottomley

Everton’s seemingly comfortable 3-1 victory over Birmingham belies the fact that Kapo pulled Steve Bruce’s men level only ten minutes from time. A draw would have been a disappointment for…read more…

Everton 3-1 Larissa – Toffees Welcome Cahill Home.
by Ed Bottomley

David Moyes’ disgust with derby referee Mark Clattenberg is so all consuming that you wouldn’t put it past the Scot to take out television adverts warning against the biased ref.…read more…

Everton remain half-formed whilst Liverpool are at a crossroads.
by Ed Bottomley

Whilst Everton have Sylvester Stallone’s Rocky as a celeb-fan, Liverpool had Joe Louis – the tough Detroiter with his piston like fists as a former ‘player’ on their books. During…read more…

Everton 1-2 Liverpool – Finally Time For Hibbert To Go?
by Ed Bottomley

The only thing that today’s referre Mark Clattenberg and I can agree about is that Tony Hibbert, so poor this season, doesn’t deserve to be on the Goodison Park pitch.…read more…

Sheffield Wednesday – Everton – TEAM NEWS

With the main issue being will the Yak play, and secondly, will he listlessly meander around the pitch like a jet lagged tourist in a crowded airport, our sneaky Dutch…read more…

Everton 1-1 Blackburn
by Ed Bottomley

Roque Santa Cruz & Benni McCarthy cost £6million in total, Yakubu has cost Everton nearly double that but if he performs as well as either of those two it will…read more…

Desert Island Kicks

You’re stranded on a desert island, what footballing memories would you take with you?

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Next Fixtures

PremierLeague: Sunday 13 January (14:15); Bournemouth at Goodison

Saturday 19 January (15:00); Southampton at St Mary’s Stadium 





























Goodison Raw

Focus on the facts not the rhetoric

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