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Ross Barkley: Phenomenal Cosmic Powers! Itty Bitty Brain!
by Ed Bottomley

Ross Barkley’s latest mouth fart, “over the years I haven’t really been coached much”, deserves all the criticism we can muster.  People calling this a “sly dig” at Everton. Not…read more…

Anonymous Op-Ed: Mo Salah’s goal vs Everton is CLEARLY one of the greatest of all time and we should celebrate it
by Anonymous

Let’s face facts: we’re a jealous, bitter bunch on the blue side of Stanley Park but I want to break ranks, I’m here to be honest. We *are* obsessed with…read more…

Do Not Boo This Team.
by Ed Bottomley

Pele was woeful, Alex Young was worse, and Silva will get Everton relegated Death. Taxes. Losing to Arsenal at their place. I’ve been to see the Arsenal a few times.…read more…

The Rise and Rise of the IDK
by Ed Bottomley

Twitter’s a funny old place, and a particularly funny old place to follow the funny old game. With Twitter you have a direct line to professional football journalists, most of…read more…

Spoiler Alert!
by Ed Bottomley

If you’re a viewer in America like me, you would have noticed that according to Arlo White on NBC, the season opener at Molineux saw the Champions of the World…read more…

Yup. Everton Ruined The Transfer Window
by Ed Bottomley

Everton Football Club, a club of historic firsts… First club to construct a purpose built football stadium… First club to issue regular programmes for home matches… First and only British club…read more…

A STARTER AND AN AFTER DINNER MINT
by Ed Bottomley

So Wayne’s off to MLS. Good luck to him. Wayne Rooney is a footballing great, more specifically an England great and a Manchester United great. Go on then, let’s use…read more…

Goodbye Cloven Hoofball. Hello Marco Silva.
by Ed Bottomley

“All this tippy tappy stuff is all a load of bollocks sometimes. Get the ball in the oppositions box as quickly as you can with quality.” – Sam Allardyce “I…read more…

If Big Sam Blogged
by Anonymous

 Ed asked me to write some words about the Swansea game. I’ve already done it. Look at that first sentence, it’s already been done. It was all about writing some…read more…

Eternal Sunshine of Big Sam’s Spotless Mind…
by Ed Bottomley

There’s a place where Sam Allardyce is adored and feted for his footballing genius. Where he’s seen as a man who takes his lemons and makes vats of lemonade. A…read more…

Time To Follow The Old Lady?
by Peter Bottomley

Originally written by Peter when we *didn’t* have money, so much of this still holds true for a club at a real crossroads… We make no apology for returning to…read more…

Desert Island Kicks

You’re stranded on a desert island, what footballing memories would you take with you?

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Next Fixtures

PremierLeague: Sun 28 Oct (16:00); Manchester United at Old Trafford

Sat 3 Nov (15:00); Brighton & Hove Albion at Goodison

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Goodison Raw

Focus on the facts not the rhetoric

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