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Everton Stand Up To Classless Chelsea…
by Ed Bottomley

“23-19,! WE HAVE A 23-19!!!” There’s a scene in the film Monster’s Inc, where hapless fuzzy monster George Sanderson, casually strolling along, is spotted to have a (toxic) human sock…read more…

Séamus’ Sixty
by Ed Bottomley

It’s 2009. A young full back we signed from Sligo Rovers for just 60 grand, has to undergo surgery on an infected blister that nearly went to the bone. “It…read more…

In Defence of Phil Neville…
by Ed Bottomley

Van der Meyde on Pip Neville (lol): “He was Moyes’ pet so I picked on him a lot. I think he told everything that was going on to the boss…read more…

Twitter Bans & Real Bans
by Ed Bottomley

Sunday’s match against Man Utd was a frustrating one. The Anthony Martial “penalty” was won by the Frenchman through deception. He deceived Jonathan Moss, admittedly a man who makes mistakes…read more…

Ross Barkley: Phenomenal Cosmic Powers! Itty Bitty Brain!
by Ed Bottomley

Ross Barkley’s latest mouth fart, “over the years I haven’t really been coached much”, deserves all the criticism we can muster.  People calling this a “sly dig” at Everton. Not…read more…

Anonymous Op-Ed: Mo Salah’s goal vs Everton is CLEARLY one of the greatest of all time and we should celebrate it
by Anonymous

Let’s face facts: we’re a jealous, bitter bunch on the blue side of Stanley Park but I want to break ranks, I’m here to be honest. We *are* obsessed with…read more…

Do Not Boo This Team.
by Ed Bottomley

Pele was woeful, Alex Young was worse, and Silva will get Everton relegated Death. Taxes. Losing to Arsenal at their place. I’ve been to see the Arsenal a few times.…read more…

The Rise and Rise of the IDK
by Ed Bottomley

Twitter’s a funny old place, and a particularly funny old place to follow the funny old game. With Twitter you have a direct line to professional football journalists, most of…read more…

Spoiler Alert!
by Ed Bottomley

If you’re a viewer in America like me, you would have noticed that according to Arlo White on NBC, the season opener at Molineux saw the Champions of the World…read more…

Yup. Everton Ruined The Transfer Window
by Ed Bottomley

Everton Football Club, a club of historic firsts… First club to construct a purpose built football stadium… First club to issue regular programmes for home matches… First and only British club…read more…

A STARTER AND AN AFTER DINNER MINT
by Ed Bottomley

So Wayne’s off to MLS. Good luck to him. Wayne Rooney is a footballing great, more specifically an England great and a Manchester United great. Go on then, let’s use…read more…

Desert Island Kicks

You’re stranded on a desert island, what footballing memories would you take with you?

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Next Fixtures

PremierLeague: Sunday 11 Nov (14:15); Chelsea at Stamford Bridge

Saturday 24 Nov (15:00); Cardiff City at Goodison

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Goodison Raw

Focus on the facts not the rhetoric

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