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I’m done with you, Roberto.
by Ed Bottomley

“He’s a nice guy but a bit of a loser.” I remember tweeting that when Roberto Martinez became our manager.  After the first season, I didn’t think I could have been…read more…

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Pseuds Corner Flag: SOS1878
by Ed Bottomley

A column dedicated to the most preposterous and pretentious posts we can find on t’internet, inspired by Private Eye’s legendary Pseuds Corner. Whether you’ve found some ITK ramblings, a Proustian exploration…read more…

by Ed Bottomley


Everton: Three Things On My Mind
by Ed Bottomley

Time & Offside Wait For No Man …Aside from John Terry of course. Another last minute mess. Another kick in the teeth. This season. This ruddy season; where last minute…read more…


Rooney’s Return: Swapping Young Elvis For Fat Elvis?
by Ed Bottomley

“He’s the biggest English talent I’ve seen since I arrived in England. We were beaten by a special goal from a very special talent.” – Arsenal Manager Arsene Wenger, “A…read more…

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 11:  Tim Howard of Everton reacts after Willian of Chelsea (not pictured) scores the  winning goal during the Barclays Premier League match between Chelsea and Everton at Stamford Bridge on February 11, 2015 in London, England.  (Photo by Mike Hewitt/Getty Images)

A Tale of Two Evertons
by Ed Bottomley

Yesterday’s game has left me utterly shellshocked. We shipped four goals at home, threw away three points, and don’t seem any closer to shoring up our porous defence. Every game…read more…

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Everton Need A Damn Good Thrashing
by Ed Bottomley

“Start, you vicious bastard. Oh my God. I’m warning you, if you don’t start… I’ll count to three. 1, 2, 3, right, that does it. I’m going to give you…read more…


60 Evertonians: #46. Trish
by Ed Bottomley

Our aim is to interview sixty Evertonians from all walks of life and all corners of the globe. Born in Walton into a family of blue blooded Evertonians, can’t tell you…read more…


60 Evertonians: #45. Jane Hutton
by Ed Bottomley

My hair hasn’t got as grey as Davie Moyes’ since this picture was taken…I’ve lived away from Liverpool for twenty five years now, but have always come back to Goodison…read more…

60 Evertonians: #44. Dave Pallett
by Ed Bottomley

Our aim is to interview 60 Evertonians from all walks of life and all corners of the globe. Dave Pallett aged 35, from Kirkby, Evertonian. 1.Why Everton? My dad’s an…read more…


60 Evertonians: #43. Nick Ashcroft
by Ed Bottomley

Our aim is to interview 60 Evertonians from all walks of life and all corners of the globe. @treacadelic. Part time poet, 6’4″ centre forward who likes a pint, very civil…read more…

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Desert Island Kicks

You’re stranded on a desert island, what footballing memories would you take with you?

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Next Fixtures

Premier League: Saturday 13 Feb (15:00) West Brom at Goodison

FA Cup: Saturday 20 Feb (17:15) AFC Bournemouth at Vitality Stadium

Goodison Raw

Focus on the facts not the rhetoric

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